Female Surrender

For the woman who has given up...

Mar 13
Because one day he will come…
Sam told me…

Because one day he will come…

Sam told me…


Because there are six seasons comprised of 119 episodes of this strong jaw and badass ponytail.

Because there are six seasons comprised of 119 episodes of this strong jaw and badass ponytail.


Because it’s no one’s fucking business what’s under there.

Because it’s no one’s fucking business what’s under there.


Mar 6
Because who needs dignity in a hair accessory?

(brought to you by hilarious fellow cat owner, Samantha)

Because who needs dignity in a hair accessory?

(brought to you by hilarious fellow cat owner, Samantha)


Mar 5
To Read:
Because between these and the impending films, there’s never any need to see daylight.

To Read:

Because between these and the impending films, there’s never any need to see daylight.


Mar 3
Because Princess Shadylake Featherwinkle feels better when people can see her.

Because Princess Shadylake Featherwinkle feels better when people can see her.


Your inspiration.

Your inspiration.


Do you really need words?

Do you really need words?


Because, at this point, why would you eat anything not covered in chocolate?

Because, at this point, why would you eat anything not covered in chocolate?


Because what’s better than muscles without emotional baggage?  LOTS of muscles without emotional baggage.

Because what’s better than muscles without emotional baggage?  LOTS of muscles without emotional baggage.


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